Rumbled!

He read it ALL while I was away for two days. I hadn't anticipated his doggedness to find Dashboard.

It all fell into his lap quite literally, from my poor neglected laptop, shoved under the sofa since my neck problems.

He only complained about two factual inaccuracies. One, that I'd written that he showed me the finger when I bellowed at him from the backdoor. That was a misunderstanding. He thought I'd showed HIM the finger, thus why he did it back (original thinker that he is). Second, that I'd failed to mention he had made a salad for the main course and had only put microwaved paella. So I stand corrected and have amended said inaccuracies.

He gloated a bit, "You said 'you'll never ever find it' and I did, and so easily at that."

Then made the following comment about the baby thing, "It obviously dominates your every waking thought. You are obsessed by it."

So what to do?

Think I will have to start a new one to keep away from his prying eyes.

Might still continue with Diary of a Prince as it's now quite an enjoyable pastime.